10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger