10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.