10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.