10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd