10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.