10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.