10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)