10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• if u play for the thrill u are ill