10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.