10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel