10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls