10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.