10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.