10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow