10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...