10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel