10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo