10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for loners.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.