10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."