10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.