10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.