10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz