10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)