10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.