10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."