10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.