10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier