10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"