10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.