10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"