10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.