10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel