10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz