10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!