10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.