10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."