10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.