10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon