10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!