10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."