10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!