10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.