10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson