10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• It's Free To Fold...