10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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