10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.