10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake