10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Welcome to kicker school