10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts