10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!